The Battlestar Galactica/Sabotage mashup is simply awesome to behold
"Sabotage" is one of the great songs of the '90s, and it's absolutely inseparable from the fake-'70s-cop-show video. You put that music to pretty much anything -- shoving your way through a crowded bar to get a drink, walking into your office, mowing the lawn -- and it instantly becomes badass. But somebody had the brilliant idea to set it to clips of "Battlestar Galactica," which is cool enough. But to then do a shot-by-shot recreation of the video? Magnificent. Here's the Galactica video by itself, and here's the side-by-side comparison:
If America could ever harness the time we spend screwing around on the Internet and put it to productive use, we'd own the world again. (Gracias, Warming Glow.)
You’re going to wet yourself just watching this
Okay, tough guy, let's see what kinda balls you got. Maximize this video, watch it up close, and try not to cringe in terror:
It's okay, I whimpered a little myself.
Gracias, Jalopnik.
The one time post-Super Bowl programming didn’t suck
The Super Bowl hits in about two hours, as I write this, and regardless of what happens in the game, here's a guarantee: whatever comes afterward will almost certainly suck. Networks have tried to launch new series, or rolled out trumped-up versions of existing favorites, but only once has this resulted in anything memorable -- way back in 1993, when NBC aired the first episode of Homicide: Life on the Street. This was The Wire before there was a Wire. Check this, from the very first episode, and tell me what you'd think if you saw this after a Super Bowl:
Me, I'd weep tears of joy -- well, probably tears of beer, given what time it'd be -- but still, this was some great television, and I can't believe it got a post-Super Bowl spot.
Mighty mashup of the day: “The Golden Age Of Video”
This one's good. Really good. I have no idea what the hell's up with the googly-googly midget there at the beginning, but give it a few seconds -- this one'll grow on you.
Although with every one of these that comes out, I can't help but feel we're that much farther from curing cancer, solving the energy and financial crises, or figuring out how to make a freakin' time machine.
(Hat tip: EW's PopWatch)
The sad, miserable end of Winnie the Pooh
When the Great Cartoon Character Purge of 2009 began, meek little Winnie the Pooh was among the first to fall:

Pearl Jam Devo it up for Halloween
Pearl Jam was my favorite band of the early '90s, drifted off into self-indulgent meandering for a decade or so, and then realized what Kurt Cobain never did: being a rock star can be kinda fun. Witness this moment from Saturday night at the Spectrum, where they came onstage dressed in Devo outfits. And you'll never guess what tune they launched into:
Brotherhood: A TV show you ought to dig up

Stop me if you've heard this one before: hourlong crime drama premieres on TV, attracts critical acclaim but no audience, vanishes into the ether.
Stop me if you've heard this one before: hourlong crime drama focuses on organized crime, giving a 21st-century spin on the classic Godfather riffs.
Brotherhood, a drama that lasted three seasons on Showtime, hit both of the marks above. Like The Wire, it was extraordinarily well-written and criminally (ha!) underappreciated. Like The Sopranos, it cut a cross-section across the lives of politicians and organized criminals in the bleary, gray northeast, in this case Providence, Rhode Island.
Here's the deal: the Caffee brothers, Tommy and Michael, have grown up to take very different paths. Tommy's a state representative in the Rhode Island House, while Michael is a criminal soldier-slash-boss. (I thought it was an absurdly convenient premise; turns out it's based on a true story. How 'bout that?) Through only 29 episodes -- but it seemed like many more -- we follow the Caffee brothers and their associated families, friends, associates and enemies.

Despite what that image there would suggest, Brotherhood is a relentlessly downbeat series, but that's not a criticism. These people are bearing up under crushing weights of their own making, and it's painful to see them struggle against their own worse natures and, more often than not, slide back into the spiritual or emotional pits that they tried to claw out of. Tommy and Michael, in particular, must do battle with the angels and devils of their natures, if you'll pardon such a hack phrase, and both find that it's not so easy to draw lines when family's involved.
The show's done now, which is probably for the best; when you've got people on a downward trajectory, it only ends one of two ways -- they crater and die, or they recover and become far less interesting, from a dramatic perspective, than they were previously. (I don't have to live around these sick bastards, thankfully; I've got a few states between me and them.) The other option, of course, is that you just keep pumping blood into an artistic corpse, and what you end up with is just paint-by-numbers drama.
The moments of violence in this series are shocking; a Yankees fan meets a sudden, untimely end when he calls Ted Williams a "fag"; a would-be player who sought to do business with the Caffees learns to late that neither one of them are to be trusted. And the psychological violence is just as shattering; the boys' mother is as lethal with her words as her son Michael is with weaponry.
In true 2000s-era TV style, higher-profile shows are picking over the bones of Brotherhood for their cast members. Michael Caffee has shown up on Entourage (and as Draco Malfoy's dad in Harry Potter, though that was before this). Mob boss Freddy Cork has played against his character here by playing a dorky older brother on "Rescue Me" and a flunky on "Lost." Ma Caffee has also had a role on "Lost" as Faraday's mother; it's always jarring to see these well-known (to me, anyway) Brotherhood faces showing up in completely different locales.
So anyway, the show lives on in DVD form, and it's well worth checking out. Grab an entire season -- start at Season 1, obviously -- and see what you think. If nothing else, it'll tell you if you ever want to visit Rhode Island. Me, I'm not going without weaponry.
Oh my dear sweet heaven, look what they’ve done to Kurt Cobain
You may know that long-deceased Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain is an unlockable character in Guitar Hero 5. What you may not realize is that Kurt won’t just sing Nirvana songs. No, he’ll suddenly become a cover band front man, one who’s a lot more joyful than I remember:
That’s both ghoulish and awesome. Maybe if Nirvana had switched over to full-scale arena rock, Kurt would still be with us today. Hat tip to Agent M for the find.
A political movement we can all get behind
I don’t usually write about politics; it’s a great way to piss off a huge chunk of your readership. During the times I’ve toe-dipped into it, I’ve been called both a baby-killing right-wing fascist and a limp-wristed wussbag liberal. (Both of which, ironically, are correct.) But here’s a movement I think we can all agree on:
Amen, brother! (Swiped from the site of one of my favorite contemporary sportswriters, Jeff Pearlman, who has no compunctions whatsoever about writing on politics.) And if you don’t know what the story is on the late, lamented TV show Arrested Development, by all means, go here and catch up.
Hey, awesome!
I just accidentally deleted all my posts! Aw, that's just great!
I'll be recovering everything...if I can. Dammit.





