« Home | Jesus Lives, And He's Serving You Fries » | Comics That Just Ain't Right II: Special Black His... » | The Dumbest Student I Ever Taught » | HST » | Comics That Just Ain't Right I (First in an occasi... » | Meet the Family II: The Girl » | Meet The Family: The Boy » | Flicksadaweek: Shaun of the Dead, The Ladykillers » | A Vision Of Things To Come » | Cooler Than You'll Ever Be » 

Wednesday, March 02, 2005 

Poker = Evil Bitch Goddess

Damn you, ESPN, and damn you, Degree antiperspirant, for your latest promotion: Free Poker. Go right here and dive in. I am hopelessly addicted to this fucking game for two reasons: 1. it's free, meaning I don't have to use the ol' "porn credit card" (which I don't really have, honey, s'a joke) or look at my children's pleading faces as I gamble away their college funds online. 2. there's a huge ratio of chumps there. I've already won two tournaments in the past two days, and in the "Daily Big Play" this evening I placed 49th out of 510 fellow online losers.

So--screw you, ESPN and Degree. As soon as I win my way into the Sunday qualifier--either this week or one of the next 10--I'm gone, I swear.

You're not a loser. I play poker online for money. I'm a loser.

Dude, I'm getting more and more tempted every day...

We ought to get a game together in Chicago, once we figure out who all's gonna be there.

I'm so down for that. I played last night at a friend's house, lost 30 bucks, not the worst loss by any means.

Post a Comment


Jay Busbee runs Yahoo! Sports' NASCAR Blog From The Marbles, Atlanta Magazine's Atlanta sports blog Right Down Peachtree, and the Southern sports/humor blog Sports Gone South. He also writes for damn near anybody who'll throw him a buck and a byline, and he's at work on the books The Quiet Dynasty: The History Of The Atlanta Braves' Championship Run (2009, Sports Publishing LLC) and God Is A Bulldog: Georgia, Florida, And The Greatest Play In College Football History (2010, Sports Publishing LLC). Click below for more info on his novels, articles, and comics.
Join the JB Mailing List

Enter your name and email address below:

Subscribe  Unsubscribe 

Powered by Blogger
and Blogger Templates