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Friday, January 20, 2006 

Break Me Off Some Thin Mints, Yo

If anybody out there wants Girl Scout cookies, drop me a line and I'll hook ya up. Regular price is $3.50 a box; I'll sell 'em to you for 14 quarters--plus shipping. I ain't paying the freight to supply your cookie habit.

And that's what it is--next to crack, there ain't nothin' better than frozen Thin Mints. And Samoas give you a hell of a contact high when you rub them on your gums.

Yo, yo, yo...

You got some cookies, yo?

Sorry, I was just imagine you as a drug dealer pushing the GCCs on people.

You gotta see the Girl Scout brain trust that runs this deal. They could teach Tony Montana a thing or two.

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Jay Busbee runs Yahoo! Sports' NASCAR Blog From The Marbles, Atlanta Magazine's Atlanta sports blog Right Down Peachtree, and the Southern sports/humor blog Sports Gone South. He also writes for damn near anybody who'll throw him a buck and a byline, and he's at work on the books The Quiet Dynasty: The History Of The Atlanta Braves' Championship Run (2009, Sports Publishing LLC) and God Is A Bulldog: Georgia, Florida, And The Greatest Play In College Football History (2010, Sports Publishing LLC). Click below for more info on his novels, articles, and comics.
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