« Home | Southern Lit--"Through Hell And High Water" » | Art Blast: RIPPED #1 » | Postcards banner--pass it 'round » | Poker In The Front, Liquor In The Rear » | Southern (Cali) Lit--Charlie Huston's Six Bad Thin... » | Bluff City excerpt: The GFE » | On Teh MYSPACE :) :) :) » | A.I. in the ATL » | Stuff For You And Me Both To Avoid Doing Actual Wo... » | Southern Lit--Tim Dorsey's The Big Bamboo » 

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 

Darth Vader: From Overlord To Punk

What is it about Darth Vader that makes everybody wanna take him down a peg or two? I mean, start with this cutie-pie Darth Hello Kitty:

Then move on to Darth Granny:

And finally, check out these vids featuring everyone's favorite Sith lord.

First, we see that in addition to being pure evil, Vader's kind of a jackass.

Next--the Japanese are okay with being Godzilla's bitch, but they're gonna put Vader in his place.

And finally, here's an example of a marriage that's on real solid ground. If I were the lady, I'd dump the dude for his weak writing ("Tonight you DIE!" That was the best you could come up with? Really?) and godawful film editing skills.

Stay classy, Darth. Stay classy.


Jay Busbee runs Yahoo! Sports' NASCAR Blog From The Marbles, Atlanta Magazine's Atlanta sports blog Right Down Peachtree, and the Southern sports/humor blog Sports Gone South. He also writes for damn near anybody who'll throw him a buck and a byline, and he's at work on the books The Quiet Dynasty: The History Of The Atlanta Braves' Championship Run (2009, Sports Publishing LLC) and God Is A Bulldog: Georgia, Florida, And The Greatest Play In College Football History (2010, Sports Publishing LLC). Click below for more info on his novels, articles, and comics.
Join the JB Mailing List

Enter your name and email address below:

Subscribe  Unsubscribe 

Powered by Blogger
and Blogger Templates