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12Aug/100

Oh my lord, there’s a dead girl on Google Maps (…or not.)

So suppose you're looking for some directions down Middle Road in Worcester, England. You click on the Google Maps street view and OH MY GOD THERE'S A DEAD GIRL RIGHT THERE ON THE STREET!!!!

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AND THE GOOGLE VAN DIDN'T EVEN STOP?!! WE ARE LIVING IN A COLD AND HEARTLESS AGE!!! THESE ARE THE END TI--

... wait, what? She faked the whole thing? Turns out little Azura Beebeejaun -- no, she's not a Star Wars character; that's her name -- was just playing with her friends, and had no idea that a Google Maps van was close by. "I’m quite chuffed I’m on the internet," she said. "It is quite funny and I can’t wait to tell my classmates when I go back to school."

"Chuffed" is just such a delightful word. And that right there is an awesome little prank.

(Via Gawker.)

11Aug/101

Denny’s is deep-frying fried cheese now? Is that even legal?

Sweet mother of heaven, Denny's is verging on committing crimes against nature. Behold: 340x_friedcheesemelt

That right there, friends, is the fried cheese grilled cheese sandwich. Now, look, I'm all in favor of fried cheese, and I'm usually in favor of a decent grilled cheese sammich, but this -- this is an abomination. Here, check the description from Gawker:

For a bargain-basement price of $4, Fried Cheese Melt consumers will receive "four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. It is served with French fries and a side of marinara sauce." To be clear: Your breaded fried cheese will now be smothered in more cheese, sandwiched in more bread, and fried again.

Frying fried cheese? We are through the gastronomic looking glass, people. This is a horror show. And this from a guy who's about to drink a Budweiser-Red Bull combination just to prove it can be done.

2Jun/100

A blogger is a goddamn millionaire: some quick thoughts on The Big Lead’s gold strike

The sports blogosphere awakened Wednesday morning to a changed world. Well, I assume it did; I'm writing this late Tuesday night. Also, most of the blogosphere doesn't drag its scraggly ass out of bed in what anyone would call "morning." But I'm drifting. My point:

On Tuesday, The Big Lead and its creator, Jason McIntyre, closed a deal to get itself bought for a million-dollar sum.

One million-plus bucks. For a freakin' sports blogger. This is huge, friends. HUGE.

In one move, sports blogs instantly and forevermore became legitimized. Not that we in the blogosphere weren't legitimized before -- cashing a paycheck for blogging tends to legitimize you, as do getting media access, nominations for awards and interviews on other media. But for the great mass of readers/consumers, who, when they think of bloggers at all, go with the kneejerk "geeks in their mom's basement" cliche, a check with a whole lot of zeroes in it gets their attention.

Now, you can quibble with McIntyre's motives; he apparently went into this whole blogging gig in the first place with the idea of selling out eventually. And you can quibble with his methodology; he's very much of the boobs-and-video school of blogging. His site may lack, say, the earnest wit of Leitch-era Deadspin or the nihilistic snark of Daulerio-era Deadspin -- the blog to which TBL is most often compared -- but man, you simply cannot argue with the fact that McIntyre came up with an idea, defined it, implemented it, followed through on it, and finally sold it for a million freaking dollars. That, friends, is impressive in any regard.

Am I jealous? Hell yeah, I'm jealous. Who wouldn't like a million bucks for their work? But I'm not, like, "the world is unfair!" jealous, because it's not like McIntyre didn't earn this. Whether you like it or not, the site touches a nerve and resonates with a significant segment of the sports-fan public. The New York Times estimated TBL's monthly readers at 3 million, which is ... nice. (I'm bound by Y! confidentiality agreements from saying more.) But clearly, anybody that can go from zero to three mil is doing something right somewhere.

So, congratulations to McIntyre. And congratulations to all of us in the sports blogosphere. This is a win for all of us. (Some more than others, of course.) Next time some old-school MSM'er starts complaining about these good-for-nothin' bloggers that serve no purpose in the sports world, point 'em to the TBL story. On second thought, don't. Those guys' lives are depressing enough already.

Drinks are on you in Chicago, McIntyre.

10Mar/100

You’re going to wet yourself just watching this

Okay, tough guy, let's see what kinda balls you got. Maximize this video, watch it up close, and try not to cringe in terror:

It's okay, I whimpered a little myself.

Gracias, Jalopnik.

3Nov/090

The sad, miserable end of Winnie the Pooh

When the Great Cartoon Character Purge of 2009 began, meek little Winnie the Pooh was among the first to fall:

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3Jun/080

Fly the friendly skies of Tegucigalpa

When I was dating the lovely woman who would become my wife, we used to grab a couple sandwiches, go to a little field just north of the National (now Reagan) Airport runways in Washington, D.C., and sit and watch the planes fly right over our heads. I can't imagine that's still possible now -- any of my DC-area readers verify this? -- because it damn sure looked like you could bounce a tennis ball off the underside of the plane.

And that's nothing compared to this, a landing in Tegucigalpa, Honduras, where a plane skidded off the runway last weekend. (After seeing the video, all I have to say is, "only one plane?")

You see stuff like that, and you start to think that maybe donkeys aren't such a bad transportation option after all.

   


Jay Busbee writes for Yahoo! Sports, where he edits the NASCAR blog From the Marbles and the golf blog Devil Ball. He has also contributed to Esquire, ESPN.com, Slam, Atlanta and many other publications. And he often veers from journalism and just makes stuff up, writing comic books and the occasional novel.

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