Break Me Off Some Thin Mints, Yo
If anybody out there wants Girl Scout cookies, drop me a line and I’ll hook ya up. Regular price is $3.50 a box; I’ll sell ’em to you for 14 quarters–plus shipping. I ain’t paying the freight to supply your cookie habit.
And that’s what it is–next to crack, there ain’t nothin’ better than frozen Thin Mints. And Samoas give you a hell of a contact high when you rub them on your gums.