Denny’s is deep-frying fried cheese now? Is that even legal?

Sweet mother of heaven, Denny’s is verging on committing crimes against nature. Behold: 340x_friedcheesemelt

That right there, friends, is the fried cheese grilled cheese sandwich. Now, look, I’m all in favor of fried cheese, and I’m usually in favor of a decent grilled cheese sammich, but this — this is an abomination. Here, check the description from Gawker:

For a bargain-basement price of $4, Fried Cheese Melt consumers will receive “four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. It is served with French fries and a side of marinara sauce.” To be clear: Your breaded fried cheese will now be smothered in more cheese, sandwiched in more bread, and fried again.

Frying fried cheese? We are through the gastronomic looking glass, people. This is a horror show. And this from a guy who’s about to drink a Budweiser-Red Bull combination just to prove it can be done.


One Response to “Denny’s is deep-frying fried cheese now? Is that even legal?

  • Oh.My.GOD……. Somebody please order this and post a video on you tube.. You know the drunk college kids will eat this up. Pun intended.

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