Mouthing Off, Pro Division–A Sports Gone South cross-post
A quick roundup of some of the South’s sports stories of the moment, taken from my new site Sports Gone South:
-Apparently, the Bobcats’ practices need the Benny Hill theme music as a soundtrack.
-In other Bobcats news, if you drive the lane against Sean May, there’s a decent chance you’re going to get eaten.
-Hey, guess what! Pat Riley sez training camp is easier if you’re coming off a world championship. In totally unrelated news, Stan Van Gundy’s corpse was found in a Baltimore row house covered in lime.
-“Haynesworth! For the love of God, man, stop stomping the butler!”
-Richmond Times-Dispatch columnist goes on the DL after rupturing metaphor muscle while comparing Wake Forest to Tickle Me Elmo.