New Column: The National League Bridesmaids’ Brawl

The latest Chicago Sports Review column is up, in which I compare the contenders for the National League pennant to a horde of bloodthirsty chicks fighting for a bride’s bouquet. Watch for name-drops of Kyle Wright, Scarlett Johannsen, and Malcolm Gladwell; Bobby Abreu as a Kanye lyric; some borderline pedophilia; what guys really want from Jenny McCarthy and Jillian Barberie; and the definitions of Woo Girls and the mysterious “sweater roll.” Oh, and maybe some baseball, too. Read it by clicking here.


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