New Project: Dear Santa, Let Me Explain…
I’m at work on the second draft of a very cool project hatched by my man James W. Powell of Eximious Press, half of the editorial braintrust behind POSTCARDS (hitting next week!). Entitled Dear Santa, Let Me Explain… , it’s an anthology of Christmas stories gone horribly wrong. My own entry, entitled “Heir to the Beard,” will be about the lineage of Santa impersonators that runs through our family. My dad used the beard to entertain the kiddies; I started out using it to get college chicks to sit on my lap. (Whatever works, bro.)
The anthology won’t be ready until XMas 2008, but it’s going to be a fun ride getting there.
Don’t be naughty, bitches.