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Above: Riley Busbee (center) strides into action. Not pictured: ball.

SHOOTERS FALL TO PURPLE TEAM, 2-1
Busbee Upbeat In Defeat: “Can we go get ice cream now?”

ALPHARETTA, MAR. 12–Ali-Frazier. Yankees-Red Sox. Celtics-Lakers. To these storied rivalries, we can now add a new chapter:

Shooters-Purple Team.

Under the timeless blue of a suburban Atlanta sky, the Alpharetta Shooters and the Alpharetta purple team (variously referred to by Shooters fans as “the Strikers,” “the Kicks,” “the purple team,” the “who are we playing again?” and the “oh my God, those girls look old enough to drive” squad) met on the field of battle to determine who would walk away victorious in this, the first match of 2005 Newtown Park spring soccer.

The Shooters finished a close second, scoring one goal to the Purple Team’s two. Both teams espoused the “three feet and a cloud of dust” style of defense, with shots on goal few and far between. Shooter front liner/midliner/defensewoman Riley Busbee was a constant presence around the ball, several times dribbling it away from larger Purple Team brutes as an unnamed female fan on the sidelines shrieked “ohmanRileygogogogoGOKICKITKICKIT!!!!”

Busbee headed one ball, put up a smothering defense in which she ran a Purple Teamer out of bounds near her goal, delivered a Daddy-pleasing forearm shiver to the back of a Purple Teamer–smoothly done outside of the referee’s eyeshot, of course–and was “kind of close” to the goal when her teammate scored the Shooters’ lone point. And although she stomped her feet and swung her fist when the second, decisive goal went past the Shooters’ goalie–who apparently forgot that it’s okay for the goalie to use her hands–Busbee recovered nicely, saying, “That was fun but I am SOOOOOOOO tired. Did you see my loose tooth?” In a move that immensely pleased her mother, Busbee also finally stopped referring to her team as the “Hooters.”

In a separate incident, security forces at Newtown Park had to restrain an overzealous fan wearing a “chick magnet” t-shirt, who repeatedly ran onto the field shouting “RI-EEE! RI-EEE!” The fan, placated with graham crackers, then settled for hitting on a younger lady later identified as Miss MacKenzie Madison, 1, of Alpharetta.

Jay

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