Old French dudes lightsaber-fighting! C’est kickass!
Little did we know that the technology for lightsabers not only already exists, it’s being used to settle disputes in rural France! This fight starts out as a war of words, but then it really escalates in a hurry:
Damn good thing he keeps a spare lightsaber, but he should have been watching a little more closely. Au revoir, old French Jedi dude.