Van Halen. Roth-era Van Halen. Yacht. Dwarf card dealer. Chicks. Go.
If you’re like me, you find yourself wondering at least once a day, “Did Van Halen ever play poker on a yacht with a dwarf dealing the cards, surrounded by hot chicks?” At long last, your questions have been answered:
The ’80s were pretty much the awesomest time EVAR.